Thought #3

Thank you, swine flu, for kicking off my post-holiday weight loss effort! 5 ways to tell you have the swine flu:

1. You pack Imodium, Pepto-Bismol AND Tylenol Cold in your purse before leaving the house
2. You think 1/3 of a glass of Gatorade counts as a meal
3. You turn down free Italian food. Free! Italian!
4. You order a small cappuccino, which you can't even finish and which you only bought because you needed caffeine to combat the lingering effects of Nyquil (even though you usually get a medium cappuccino, or sometimes a large)
5. A walk from the bananas to the bread aisle in Food Lion leaves you clinging to the cart